The widely known and respected USA today writer Chris Chase rips Joe Flacco’s touchdown celebration. Really? Of all the things to write stories about, you choose this topic! Maybe I am wrong and that is what real journalism is about, what do I know, I made a blog dedicated to how much Chris Chase of USA today sucks. Yikes!
Back to the issue at hand now…
It’s like when a walk-on gets in a college basketball game and everyone thinks it’s cute because he’s going to dribble off his foot or shoot a free throw underhanded like he’s Ollie from Hoosiers. Except that the walk-on is a really good basketball player. On the court with Division I stars, he looks like a scrub, But if he came to your pickup game, he’d dominate and you’d be like, “that guy’s amazing!”
It’s all relative. Except for that touchdown spike; that was awful.
Of all the things that would warrant an article being written, I don’t know why this was chosen. Maybe there was absolutely nothing else going on in the world of sports and this was the hot story at the moment? Most likely not!
Has Chris Chase’s writing career resorted to just writing about quirky things like this touchdown celebration? I think I know your answer to that!
You might think that this is a total non story to write about, but seeing that Chase Sucks we can’t expect much less. Or can we!
Also see this story of him at Yahoo! Sports talking about a tip that Peyton Manning left at a restaurant. Trust me, that story is very interesting and worth dropping everything you are doing to read. Sarcasm.