Sports Writer Chris Chase Writes About Cartoons!
Talking about the Olympics and their mascot is like… talking about the Olympics! Nobody cares about either subject!
Basics:
A red-haired cartoon baby who appears on the package of Israel’s most popular snack food won’t be the official mascot of the nation’s Olympic team after all.
Chris Chase deems it worth talking about though. Why??? Slow Olympics news day?
Even he knows that he’s writing about stupid stuff! He writes:
We’re talking about a mascot, for Pete’s sake. It’s not like they were letting the kid carry the flag at the Opening Ceremony.
Please tell me why we’re talking about a mascot in the first place, Chris! Ha!
As usual, the comments section is better than the article!
-Oh come on Chris. It’s like you’re not even trying anymore.
-chris chase looks like adam lambert LMAO
-Reading a Chris Chase article is like putting hot needles in your eyes.
-Chris Chase’s momma is like a brick. Heavy, dirty, flat on both sides, & always getting laid by Mexicans.
-Speaking of babies, I dropped the duece of a lifetime this morning. I named him Chris Chase. Yahoo, please follow my lead and flush Chris Chase.
-Chris Chase poops in his hand then gently places in in the toilet to make less noise.
-Actually write about something interesting for once.
-Wow, Chris Chase„„you were such an ugly baby„„
-I tried reading Chase’s analysis of this crisis, but it turns out I don’t care.
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